Obama ponders his next move: "After all, America does need to be brought down a peg, and besides, thanks to the RINOs, amnesty is in the bag, right there next to Obamacare. And they actually passed the CRomnibus. So since the midterms, it's been a pretty good run from my point of view. So what the hell, spin it again. It's not my money after all, and whatever happens, if America ends up looking bad, hey…. Anyway, I like a good Texas chili bowl now and then, so even if I lose, I win"